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Conversations Over Cocktails in Georgia

"Drink beer, the custom of the land! Beer he drank, seven goblets. His spirit was loosened, he became hilarious. His heart became glad and his face shone." --From Epic of Gilgamesh, 3rd century B.C.
 

My New Deodorant Is Turning Me On.


My new deodorant smells so good that, given the opportunity, I'd have sex with me. On more than a lot of occasions recently I've been out socializing and I've moved my arm in a way that has released the sub-molecular deodes from my shirt, and I've had to stop and comment, sometimes aloud, "Someone in here smells so fuckin' good that it's making me want to have sex right now." Looking around for the sexy bitch source of this smell, I find myself amazed (and incredibly turned on) that it's me.

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At February 19, 2007 at 2:05:00 PM PST, Blogger Rambling Canuck said...

Given the opportunity? Who are you kidding? I bet you have sex with yourself all the time.    



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